I think you'll all agree with me that one of the most
important aspects of Christmas in our modern day and age is the movies. So
rather than try to make some deep philosophical point or comical anecdote, I'd
much rather give you my top ten holiday classics.
10. Scrooged - Bill Murray being haunted by Christmas ghosts?
Fantastic idea! This modern (as modern as the 80's can get) retelling of the
holiday classic is hilarious. Watching the ghost of Christmas Present (Carol
Kane) beat the piss out of the cold-hearted Frank Cross (Bill Murray) is a must
see. Plus, it ends with a sing-along.
9. A Charlie Brown Christmas - Good grief, everybody. How
could I not pick this one? Charlie Brown is one of the most depressed and
negative characters ever. He's the kind of guy that will tell you about the
calories and carcinogens that are in the cake that you just ate. He is a total
Debbie-Downer and it is hilarious! It has a great ending too.
8. Home Alone 2 - That's right! A sequel made the list,
which sadly means you can already guess that the original will be as well, but
stop being so smart and keep reading. Never before has there been a more
perfect and inspiring union on film than the scene where Marv's face meets
Kevin's bricks. Seriously, somebody call Child and Safety Services. These
parents are unfit!
7. A Christmas Story - This one is good. I think it's
Italian. (If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.) This movie
completely captures the small-town-Midwest Christmas scene and the dynamic of
family. So good!
6. Home Alone - Listen up, you filthy animals! If you
haven't seen this one in a while, do yourself a favor and rent it today before
I pump your guts full of lead. 1... 2... TEN!!! Plus, did anyone else ever
secretly hope that one day the pigeon lady and the shoveling old man would hook
up? Just asking.
5. The Santa Clause - Tim Allen nailed it with this one. I
loved it as a kid, but now I realize that many of the jokes flew over my head.
It may have horrible special effects (I mean, the flying sleigh and reindeer
look really bad), but I love it. I think I might love anything involving Judge
Reinhold.
4. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Honestly, the top
4 movies on this list are pretty interchangeable. They are all excellent. The
Griswold family won me over with this classic a long time ago when it was
played on network television. Several years later, I saw the unedited version.
Guess what!? Swearing makes it even funnier. Hooray for the "shitter"
being full!
3. Dr. Suess's How the Grinch Stole Christmas - I was completely
surprised by this movie. I was kind of done with the overacting ways of Jim
Carrey and had no interest in seeing another Christmas kids movie. Then I saw
it... I was so wrong. I laughed. I cried. I started looking for snowflake properties.
Please see this movie if you haven't.
2. Elf - Who doesn't love this movie? If you don't than I'm
assuming you also hate Christmas and love going to the dentist. This one also
makes me cry when everybody sings.
And finally, (drum roll...)
1. It's a Wonderful Life - The big winner! Jimmy Stewart
could read a phone book and I would be entertained. I can understand why people
might say this movie is boring and too long, but these people make me sad and
pray for education reform. Definitely a tearjerker and it also has an amazing
portrait at the end of how the Kingdom of God ought work.
That's the list. Feel free to agree, disagree, or add your
nominations.
Thumbs up to the top ten, but where is White Christmas?!!! I'd be okay with it being #11, I guess. Anyone? emilie
ReplyDeleteHome Alone, the sequel, is my favorite but what about The Family Man? It's got Christmas references in it! Lol!
ReplyDeleteThe Family Man is definitely a good one, but the ending was so incredibly unsatisfying that I couldn't put it on the top 10.
DeleteMy personal favorite - The Muppet Christmas Carol. So fun. :D
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